Star Wars jokes and a competition

We missed posting on May 4th this year but if you have been reading the blog for a while you will know we are big Star Wars fans so obviously we spent the evening watching a couple of films rather than doing our homework!

We thought we would share some of our favourite Star Wars jokes with you:

What do you call an invisible droid?

C-through-PO

Which Star Wars character travels around the World?

Globi-wan Kenobi

What is the most popular Star Wars movie in Italy?

The Phantom Venice

Why did Yoda need more money?

He was a little short

What is Admiral Ackbar’s favourite type of music

Trap

Why did movies 4,5 and 6 come before 1,2 and 3?

Because in chare of directing, Yoda was.

What do you call a Sith shopping Centre?

A Darth Mall

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made some wookie mistakes

Why is Yoda so good at gardening?

He has green fingers.

What program do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

We would love to hear if you have a favourite Star Wars joke.

We have a LEGO Star Wars Sith Trooper battle set to give away to one lucky winner who enters our Star Wars competition.

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7 thoughts on “Star Wars jokes and a competition

  1. ashleigh says:

    What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant?
    “I find your lack of steak disturbing.”

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